omg my mum got these quotes from the mum of this really smart four year old =) sooo cute but i dont think i should write the name of the kid haha. I'll name the kid 'Z'.

Cute
Z: (opens a present) Can I keep this???

Z: I wanna be a swimming teacher
Z's Mummy: I thought you wanted to be an astronaut..
Z: No, it's dangerous, I might fall.

Z's Mummy: Do you want more food?
Z: I'm happy as I am!

Z's Mummy: Can I have a cuddle?
Z: Yes you can - as big as you are, to fill you up!

Z's Mummy: Are you tired??
Z: Yes. I'm too tired to explain.

Z: Stop daddy. I can't wash myself with all this talking!

Z: Mummy This is the best time of our lives.
Z's Mummy: Why?
Z: Because I love you.

Logic
Z: I wish grown ups didn't have a head.
Z's Mummy: Why??
Z: Because I wish I could talk always!

Z: I've buried my little James! (train) I want to grow a big one. I need some water for it.

Z: I can't see the sun. Maybe it's tired. Maybe it's gone to sleep on the clouds.

Discoveries
Z: Food is great. It gives you life.

Z: Wow tissues are really good. Youi can wipe things with them and sneeze on them.

Questions
Z: What happens to your shadow when it rains?

Z: Mrs Mummy...
Z's Mummy: Why do you call me Mrs Mummy?
Z: Because you are so busy and mummy-ish. Put a name tag on you.

On the cat (Charlotte)
Someone: Who do you like to play with the most?
Z: Charlotte. She's my best friend.

Z: Mummy will you vacuum up Charlotte and me if we are naughty?
Z's Mummy: Yes
Z: Please don't vacuum up Charlotte. She's my baby.

Z: Would you be so kind as to give me a banana? I want to share it with Charlotte.

Z: I love Charlotte more than anyone.